Thursday, July 1, 2010


Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number,you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes),the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water the telephone rings.
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop
Any tool,when dropped,will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work,it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event,the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to drink cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Brown’s Law
If the shoe fits,it’s ugly.

Wilson’s Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like,they will stop making it.(this one is true every time!)

Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well,make an appointment to go to the doctor,by the time you get there you’ll feel better.Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.


I would like to add one law.

Law of Changing Moods
Whenever you find yourself in such a good mood, with no particular reason, know that things are going to take a a turn for the shithole sooner rather than later.


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