Friday, December 19, 2008

A coffee Riddle!

On Cups and Kilos Group on Facebook they have posted this! A small riddle:

We will start out with the coffee man…find the man in the beans posted on the wall…circle him and post it back on the group page…then answer the questions and riddles posted on the news segment of the group page and post them on our wall… whoever has the most correct answers by Christmas eve… will be our WINNER! Have fun!!
1- In what country was it legal for a woman to file for divorce if her husband did not supply her with the daily quota of coffee?
2-Who obtained the first documented license to sell coffee in Massachusetts Colony?
3-What was coffee first known in Europe as?
4-Another name that is often synonymous with coffee is Mocha. Mocha was actually a port that coffee was shipped from but do you know where that port is located?
5-If you ask for a 'latte' in Italy, you won't get coffee. What will you get instead?
6-Where did the word cappuccino originate from? (country and meaning )
7-What does the word “tip” stands for?
8-Which philosopher supposedly drank up to fifty cups of coffee per day?
9- A man found a fly in his coffee and sent his coffee back to the kitchen. When the waiter returned with a new cup of coffee, the man took a sip and immediately knew that the waiter had just removed the fly and given him back the same cup of coffee. How did the man know that he wasn`t served a fresh cup of coffee?
10- An finally…How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't hit anything, there is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it?

After finding the hidden man like I did, I had to Answer the questions which I did (researched on the net) and came up with these these answers:

1. Turkey
2.Dorothy Jones
3. Arabian Wine
4. Yemen
5.Glass of milk
6.Capuchin Friar (Italy)
7. To Insure Promptness
8.Voltaire (François-Marie Arouet)
9.Before the man had noticed the fly, he had added sugar to his coffee. When the waiter returned with the new cup of coffee, the man took a sip, noticed it was sweet, and knew that the waiter had just removed the fly.
10.Throw it straight up on the Air

And then the next day the Cups and Kilos group posted this on their news wall:
Santa has chosen….Abdallah Haj Abed is our winner for Cups & Kilos brain teasers 2008…mabrouk… abdallah you can pick up your coffee treasure box on Christmas day @ Cups & Kilos Rabieh!

I won hehehehehe and the treasure is all mine, when I get it!
by the way Cups and Kilos have set a small Chrismas tree( with decorations and coffee cups on it :P) and they have dressed their statue (ABDO) as Santa!
Go check it out!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

More than Just a Shoe

Everyone knows about the shoe throwing event, I hope. And I want everyone to see this website:
Click Here
Games, Flash Animations, Funny pictures. All about the Event!
But my Favorite was the Sock and Awe
The number of people playing this game is increasing ALOT, and jordanian player are 14th on the world! :P
Check it out Throw a Shoe!
Yesterday It was 18Mil hits, today its around 28Mil hits!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

The study of the world

Everything in the world can be studied, Ideas generated, theories invented, Equations derived. And I want to study, I want to generate, I want to invent, I want to derive. I don't really care if its true or not, I just want my philosophy to speak.

The world cannot be really described is it because it's beyond the abilities of our minds? The world is a variable moving, evolving, growing, physically deforming. The World is a physical equation with change as a constant. Think about it change is always present in our daily life but nothing is ever radical enough to be called a variable in our life.

Change is present in a specific quantity, it is a constant. It is a linear slope, maybe not exactly linear but maybe almost.

If change was a variable then change can be mathematically zero, a zero mean no change at all. But have we ever lived a day without change. Daily disasters happen, people die, and we evolve.

I'm really not sure about what I'm writing but a philosophical view is never invalid. Evolution is a growth, growth depends on time. So in my equation time is independent variable, growth is a dependant variable.

So imagine this on a graph:
Time on the X-axis
Growth on the Y-axis
Change is the slope

Change = Change in Growth / Change in Time

But can't we say a change in growth of the world(not physically of coarse but mentally; according to all beings) is evolution?

> Change = Evolution / Change in Time

Let me define Evolution with an example; Why we invent planes in a specific time why didn't we invent it as soon as the world was discovered. The mind of a human being evolved as it is. If the mind of humans did not evolve why not invent everything that is to be invented when time began, they had everything they need from materials to work force. Why did they build a pyramid not a skyscraper?

Thursday, December 11, 2008

To all Noor Lovers...... and Haters :P

Most of you might have seen this but its worth showing!

Top 8 Blonde Jokes

#1 : Knock Knock Jokes
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they go answer the door.

#2 The Other Side
A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The blonde shakes her head and yells back "People like you really piss me off. You ARE on the other side!"

#3 Parking
I pulled into the parking lot of a crowded supermarket the other day and rolled down the windows to make sure my new Labrador puppy had some fresh air. He was sprawled out on the backseat and wanted to make sure he understood that I wanted him to remain there and not jump over my seats. I walked backward away from the car constantly saying, "Stay. Good boy. You stay there. STAY. STAY."
Just then a pretty blonde lady walked by and said, "You know, you won't have that problem if you just put the car in PARK."

#4 The Library
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of a library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, ma'am?" "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" The librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

#5 Dreams
A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist. psychologist: "What is your dream about?" Blonde: "I am being chased by a vampire..." psychologist: "So, where are you in this dream?" Blonde: "I am running in a hallway." psychologist: "Then what happens?" Blonde: "Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door,
but it won't budge!" psychologist: "Does the door have any letters on it?" Blonde: "Yes." psychologist: "And what do these letter spell?" Blonde:
"P.. U... L... L..."

#6 Name Tag
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''

#7 The Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

#8 School Girl
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted As His Own Attorney

Seth McFarlane is truley brilliant.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Wonderful Morning

Hello Every, to all readers HAPPY EID, may all of you live a long life. Its warm outside with a cool breeze hope all of you enjoy this sunny day

Artwork by: Ryohei Hase

I'm partially Speechless.... but like I found 20 pieces done by Ryohei Hase I wanted to post the best (my favorites) which are like 10 of the original 20 :P.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

A Special Eid

Happy Eid to everyone, even though the gap between Rich and Poor in jordan is wider we still enjoy these moments

I'm sorry I did this and I'm not that artistic

*5AROOF means sheep in english, and usually we use it as a word to describe really rich people

The Process of Popcorn

Okay, It was friday morning, and I got some new movies so I decided why not watch Eagle Eye. But I was also in the mood for popcorn, so I went into the kitchen and got the popcorn seeds? (I don't know what they're called) So i put them in and left them , so:






*Yes I did put the same photo again, thats just because I really tried cleaning it, maybe I spent an hour and a half. And believe me its hard at some point I wanted to throw out the pot. I was forced to clean it!!! Call the Department of Child Services hehehe.

8)(the next day) POT IS CLEAN!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Zack and Miri make a Porno

Hey I just watched this movie and I must say I really enjoyed it, I like both main charaters Seth rogen and Elizabeth Bank. Seth Rogen also starred in Pineapple Express which was really funny, I advise all to see it. both movies, though Pineapple Express is funnier

My Morning News

> This happend a couple of days ago so it is kind of old news, but my Cups and Kilos Streak ended :(. I got to 53 days :P, but as you know acouple of days ago I got bored of the routine in my life.

> I'm trying to compose a song on the guitar (classic), I have bits and pieces for now hopefully you'll hear it someday :P.

>Chemisty Lectures are torturing me. It's so boring, I did this in this yesterday's lecture:

I'm sorry the picture is not clear I took it in class

>I started reading Angels and Demons.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

A riddle for readers

Hey I wrote this a while back its a riddle I want you to view this and I want you to try to guess what it is, and please the people who know the answer please shushhh.. :P here is the link for the RIDDLE!
Click here

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

As real as it gets

I was thinking to myself that i haven't wrote much lately and I really wanted to write something but I didn't have much on my mind but then I came across this :P
This is as real as family guy gets:

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Tacoma Bridge

If you haven't seen this you should NOW!, one of the most amazing things I have seen in my life, I call it Nature's got talent :P hehehe

And this amazes me more due to the fact that I can justify what happend. Which makes me love the fact that I am learning to become an Engineer! I'm Happy

Saturday, November 29, 2008

My Mexican Dream

I dreamt I was with saed and we were walking on a highway then we pass a really modern amazing gas station (and we need to use the bathroom) but the line for the modern station is long so we move on and after find we find a shitty station.

There is a man standing in front of the bathroom he is big and dark so saed goes in and the dark man follows him but saed never comes out, even though the black guy comes out.

So I go in after saed and after looking for him for some time. I feel I need to use the bathroom. so I'm in the bathroom, its that dark bronze color and it has no compartments, there is only a small window with bars on it. Then the dark guy comes in and after him three innocent girls.... so I'm in the middle of my thing (lool it was a number two), i start running pushing a girl on the floor, crying out to warn them, and the black guy starts to run after me.

I just remember flashes of him following me EVERYWHERE, then at some point I see hani and laura. I remember it was night and us three were next to a lake or something, and beside us a bush labyrinth. So we decide to go in, then all of a sudden we find the dark guy and all of us start running, each in a different direction after running for a while i find my way out of the labyrinth, and i find hani. but we never saw laura, we decide to look for her then out of nowhere the dark man jumps at hani pushing him into the lake (lool irony) and then as I look behind me I see him only centimeters away from me and I run off. cross the bridge to find myself on the boarders.

I enter a small spanish town, and dark dude still behind me. And in this town there are a lot tall houses with small spaces between them and a lot of balconies. At this point I woke up so I forced myself to sleep again. and I remember that I was jumping between the houses it was fun but I was still annoyed that the guy was still behind me. Finally I talk to a thin guy dressed in white with waxed hair and I wake up! :P

Final Fantasy VII

I know this is a every old game but I really like it, and I just got it on the computer! These are the main characters :D enjoy.
This is Aeris

Now this is Barret:

This is Cait Sith

This is Cid one of my Favorites :P

This is Red or Nanaki

This is Tifa

This is Vincent Also my Favorite

This is Yuffie

This is Cloud Again Favorite

AND THIS IS...wait I'm copying the name Sephiroth The bad guy but I like him alot :P so yeah favorite too :P

But Vincent is the best :P hehehehe if anyone wants the game on PC contact me :P

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Days of our life

Lately my life couldn't get any worse and the worst part in this situation is that I don't really know what is bothering me really! Each day I create an excuse. I'm sick of routine waking up in the morning going to studying leaving eating going out then back home to sleep. I've been living a day too many times. Studying is hard, stressful, but when a person wants to view the situation : how should we live life? should we enjoy life or live to work. and love is an aimless road, we go through it blinded by our genitals. home is boring though warm on the coldest nights. And each time we close our eyes we listen to the "ring" of emptiness, we are empty!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Disturbing or Amazing - YOU be the judge!

I really couldn't tell if i was amazing or disturbing help me!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Is He PMSing? He-MS?

Males do feel someimes that black cloud hanging like a b**** above your head? According to studies you might be having one of these days "He-MS" or Scientifically known as Irritable Male Syndrome - IMS.

The Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS) is a recently-coined term for a set of symptoms thought to be caused by a drop in testosterone levels in male mammals. It is a striking feature in male seasonally breeding mammals associated with the end of the mating season. These symptoms are similar to those of the so-called male menopause (also known as viropause or andropause).

In humans IMS is defined as involving the hormonal, physiological, and chemical changes that occur in all men. These changes are considered to affect hormonal, physical, psychological, interpersonal, sexual, and nutritional aspects of men's health.

IMS can afflict men of any age. It can start out like PMS but that at its worst, the man becomes totally out of touch with reality, is literally out of his mind, and convinced he's the only sane one around for miles, that everybody else has gone mad. Ladies, sounds like any man you know?

I know there are some fellows who'll read this and shake their heads in disbelief. Especially the macho ones, who won't admit they go through periods, pardon the pun, when they feel depressed.

Or anxious. Or bad-tempered. And they can't understand why. Some men might appear quite schizophrenic - one moment they're just as lovable as teddy bears, the next, you don't want to be in the same room with them.

I want to talk but I don't know how

Earlier this weak I was talking to a friend of mine about "friendship" and then she shocked me with a comeback that I am too picky. I wasn't shocked as much as I was thinking it was out of place. I was telling my friend something I noticed about a friend of ours and what I don't like about the friend we were talking about, even though I love my friends everyone has something annoying in them. I am a really honest person and even though I used to gossip sometimes in the past but now I've stopped, the only thing I would say about a person is something I would tell that person in his/her face. That's not the point, anyway we were talking and after I left I thought to myself "Is honesty a good or bad?". To me I like people to be honest with me, but not all people accept honesty! I might think that I don't like this thing about this guy and stuff like that but I'm not saying I'm perfect either. I really have a couple of things that I hate about myself:

1) I can't really publicly speak! I get nervous and I start to prepare myself to any situation that I might face.

2) I'm lazy! like I want my license but I don't want to go through the whole process, Its too ....ugh!

3) I am moody (I'll post about this next time)

I fear Cool Aid :P


Use Condoms! LOL

heheheh i found this video just now!

Friday, November 21, 2008

Smoking is Bayd Mkay

These are creative ads for stopping smoking! :P

Thursday, November 20, 2008

I don't like Chemistry

I have a chemistry mid today at 5, I didn't really study, I just studied 2 chapter out of 5. I'm goin to start right after this post I promise. I'm studying Mechatronics Engineering why the hell do I need chemistry? :(
Last time I took chemistry was in sixth grade!! And you can't imagine how boring the lectures are. At first I used to listen, they just read out of power point presenations nothing more I swear, after acouple of lectures my mind started to wander off, this is what my copybook looks like:

Tuesday, November 18, 2008


today I was at cups and kilos as always :P ( I got to 44 btw) and they had a Yanni concert!
And I just love the sound of violin, makes me feel like I want to cry it's seriously amazing. And I really liked one of the violin players
This one:

Might be lame but true


Teenage Phase

Most of us go through phases as teen with different styles and lifestyle as a teen I wanted to be a skater :P

These are some of the results :P of me and saed

Monday, November 17, 2008

Sorry for not blogging lately

I am sorry, I've been neglecting you!
I have reasons I swear (not really convincing ones)
I just got Final Fantasy VII on the computer, and I've been totally addicted! :P
I got a couple of new dvds :P NARUTO , I like Anime! I find it creative; the stories, the animation everything!

Btw I've been thinking a starting a marathone, I want to watch all "SAW" movies from one to five. All in one day anyone up for it? :P

And please VOTE on the poll I use it to help me entertain you ;P

Sunday, November 16, 2008

System of a Down

This is the orginal version of the song but I found this other video with the same song but a bit faster the song is already fast enough! I have attached the Lyrics at the end!

Peter’s pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper
Peter’s pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper, why,

Meeting John at Dale’s Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger,
Meeting John at Dale’s Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger, why,

A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered,
A former cop, undercover,
just got shot, now recovered, why,

Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)

I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why!!!
and we light up the sky,

Peter’s pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper
Peter’s pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper, why,

Meeting John at Dale’s Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger,
Meeting John at Dale’s Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger, why,

A former cop, undercover,
just got shot, now recovered,
A former cop, undercover,
just got shot, now recovered, why,

Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)

I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why!
and we light up the sky,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why!
and we light up the sky,

Mine delusions acquainted,
Bubbles erotica,
Plutonium wedding rings,
icicles stretching
Bicycles, shoestrings,
One flag, flaggy but one,
Painting the paintings of the alive.

I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why!
and we light up the sky,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, Why!
and we light up the sky,

Btw I've view some of the live versions and Serj does say everything same way he does in the original!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

The streak continues

Today I was about to end my 40 day streak of going to cups and kilos, but guess what I just got back :P and its 41 now :P! It was around 9 Pm and I was sick of the house I wanted to go out, I called a couple of people but they were busy so I went there alone ordered a drink and sat there - It was lovely. As I sat there today I wrote a poem which I've been thinking about lately and hopefully you can all see it on Beyond ink soon :P

Just another 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction :P

Good Morning Jordan! It's a brand new day

I woke up just minutes ago and I felt like writing something. I don't really know what I'll be writing about, but it seems that I'm already writing :P. Yesterday I watched a horror movie with saed, It was pretty good (The Strangers). Then later that night I started watching Madagascar 2 but I didn't finish it really. Today I'll be going to Music stores, I want to see guitars, I'm thinking of buying a guitar!
Well thats it for this morning, I'll keep you posted
Love to all my readers :D

Friday, November 14, 2008

Art never seems to amaze me!

I found this randomly and I kind of loved it!

This one is particullary my favorite! I like how he uses his eyes as part of the Art

I like the colors here!

hehehehe this one makes me laugh

This one Blows my mind!

I just like this one :P

Another Normal Day at Cups and Kilos - Or is it?

Yesterday was my birthday and I must say it was a lucky day indeed! I went out yesterday morning and the weather was lovely ( it had just rained but the sun was up) then I went to cups and kilos had breakfast (a Humos sandwich) which was really good, I spent it studying with a couple of my friends till 3, then I went to the university and I was scared shitless because of my exam. At five I went into the test and I think I did good, I answered and I felt good about my answers! After the test I went to saed's house. We sat there, he played the guitar and I composed lyrics (pretty funny shit I must say), around 8 saed told me lets go to cups and kilos I didn't mind at all :P. We went there and sat, 1 minute after I hear "happy birthday to you" behind me I look back I find a crowd behind me. All my friends gathered to surpise me!! I wasn't surprised but I was shaking, the same way I did when I got my royal flush! We sat there around the table all laughing all night, I just love my friends! REALLY! I don't have any pictures right now but hopefully by next week I'll post some pictures!
Thanks to All of My friends, I LOVE YOU ALL!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

In an Alternate World where Square Root (-1) exists!

Sorry studying Complex numbers! Applied math is getting to me!!! AAAH :P