Friday, December 19, 2008

A coffee Riddle!

On Cups and Kilos Group on Facebook they have posted this! A small riddle:

We will start out with the coffee man…find the man in the beans posted on the wall…circle him and post it back on the group page…then answer the questions and riddles posted on the news segment of the group page and post them on our wall… whoever has the most correct answers by Christmas eve… will be our WINNER! Have fun!!
1- In what country was it legal for a woman to file for divorce if her husband did not supply her with the daily quota of coffee?
2-Who obtained the first documented license to sell coffee in Massachusetts Colony?
3-What was coffee first known in Europe as?
4-Another name that is often synonymous with coffee is Mocha. Mocha was actually a port that coffee was shipped from but do you know where that port is located?
5-If you ask for a 'latte' in Italy, you won't get coffee. What will you get instead?
6-Where did the word cappuccino originate from? (country and meaning )
7-What does the word “tip” stands for?
8-Which philosopher supposedly drank up to fifty cups of coffee per day?
9- A man found a fly in his coffee and sent his coffee back to the kitchen. When the waiter returned with a new cup of coffee, the man took a sip and immediately knew that the waiter had just removed the fly and given him back the same cup of coffee. How did the man know that he wasn`t served a fresh cup of coffee?
10- An finally…How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't hit anything, there is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it?

After finding the hidden man like I did, I had to Answer the questions which I did (researched on the net) and came up with these these answers:

1. Turkey
2.Dorothy Jones
3. Arabian Wine
4. Yemen
5.Glass of milk
6.Capuchin Friar (Italy)
7. To Insure Promptness
8.Voltaire (François-Marie Arouet)
9.Before the man had noticed the fly, he had added sugar to his coffee. When the waiter returned with the new cup of coffee, the man took a sip, noticed it was sweet, and knew that the waiter had just removed the fly.
10.Throw it straight up on the Air

And then the next day the Cups and Kilos group posted this on their news wall:
Santa has chosen….Abdallah Haj Abed is our winner for Cups & Kilos brain teasers 2008…mabrouk… abdallah you can pick up your coffee treasure box on Christmas day @ Cups & Kilos Rabieh!

I won hehehehehe and the treasure is all mine, when I get it!
by the way Cups and Kilos have set a small Chrismas tree( with decorations and coffee cups on it :P) and they have dressed their statue (ABDO) as Santa!
Go check it out!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

More than Just a Shoe

Everyone knows about the shoe throwing event, I hope. And I want everyone to see this website:
Click Here
Games, Flash Animations, Funny pictures. All about the Event!
But my Favorite was the Sock and Awe
The number of people playing this game is increasing ALOT, and jordanian player are 14th on the world! :P
Check it out Throw a Shoe!
Yesterday It was 18Mil hits, today its around 28Mil hits!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

The study of the world

Everything in the world can be studied, Ideas generated, theories invented, Equations derived. And I want to study, I want to generate, I want to invent, I want to derive. I don't really care if its true or not, I just want my philosophy to speak.

The world cannot be really described is it because it's beyond the abilities of our minds? The world is a variable moving, evolving, growing, physically deforming. The World is a physical equation with change as a constant. Think about it change is always present in our daily life but nothing is ever radical enough to be called a variable in our life.

Change is present in a specific quantity, it is a constant. It is a linear slope, maybe not exactly linear but maybe almost.

If change was a variable then change can be mathematically zero, a zero mean no change at all. But have we ever lived a day without change. Daily disasters happen, people die, and we evolve.

I'm really not sure about what I'm writing but a philosophical view is never invalid. Evolution is a growth, growth depends on time. So in my equation time is independent variable, growth is a dependant variable.

So imagine this on a graph:
Time on the X-axis
Growth on the Y-axis
Change is the slope

Change = Change in Growth / Change in Time

But can't we say a change in growth of the world(not physically of coarse but mentally; according to all beings) is evolution?

> Change = Evolution / Change in Time

Let me define Evolution with an example; Why we invent planes in a specific time why didn't we invent it as soon as the world was discovered. The mind of a human being evolved as it is. If the mind of humans did not evolve why not invent everything that is to be invented when time began, they had everything they need from materials to work force. Why did they build a pyramid not a skyscraper?

Thursday, December 11, 2008

To all Noor Lovers...... and Haters :P

Most of you might have seen this but its worth showing!

Top 8 Blonde Jokes

#1 : Knock Knock Jokes
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they go answer the door.

#2 The Other Side
A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The blonde shakes her head and yells back "People like you really piss me off. You ARE on the other side!"

#3 Parking
I pulled into the parking lot of a crowded supermarket the other day and rolled down the windows to make sure my new Labrador puppy had some fresh air. He was sprawled out on the backseat and wanted to make sure he understood that I wanted him to remain there and not jump over my seats. I walked backward away from the car constantly saying, "Stay. Good boy. You stay there. STAY. STAY."
Just then a pretty blonde lady walked by and said, "You know, you won't have that problem if you just put the car in PARK."

#4 The Library
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of a library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, ma'am?" "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" The librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

#5 Dreams
A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist. psychologist: "What is your dream about?" Blonde: "I am being chased by a vampire..." psychologist: "So, where are you in this dream?" Blonde: "I am running in a hallway." psychologist: "Then what happens?" Blonde: "Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door,
but it won't budge!" psychologist: "Does the door have any letters on it?" Blonde: "Yes." psychologist: "And what do these letter spell?" Blonde:
"P.. U... L... L..."

#6 Name Tag
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''

#7 The Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

#8 School Girl
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted As His Own Attorney

Seth McFarlane is truley brilliant.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Wonderful Morning

Hello Every, to all readers HAPPY EID, may all of you live a long life. Its warm outside with a cool breeze hope all of you enjoy this sunny day

Artwork by: Ryohei Hase

I'm partially Speechless.... but like I found 20 pieces done by Ryohei Hase I wanted to post the best (my favorites) which are like 10 of the original 20 :P.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

A Special Eid

Happy Eid to everyone, even though the gap between Rich and Poor in jordan is wider we still enjoy these moments

I'm sorry I did this and I'm not that artistic

*5AROOF means sheep in english, and usually we use it as a word to describe really rich people

The Process of Popcorn

Okay, It was friday morning, and I got some new movies so I decided why not watch Eagle Eye. But I was also in the mood for popcorn, so I went into the kitchen and got the popcorn seeds? (I don't know what they're called) So i put them in and left them , so:






*Yes I did put the same photo again, thats just because I really tried cleaning it, maybe I spent an hour and a half. And believe me its hard at some point I wanted to throw out the pot. I was forced to clean it!!! Call the Department of Child Services hehehe.

8)(the next day) POT IS CLEAN!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Zack and Miri make a Porno

Hey I just watched this movie and I must say I really enjoyed it, I like both main charaters Seth rogen and Elizabeth Bank. Seth Rogen also starred in Pineapple Express which was really funny, I advise all to see it. both movies, though Pineapple Express is funnier

My Morning News

> This happend a couple of days ago so it is kind of old news, but my Cups and Kilos Streak ended :(. I got to 53 days :P, but as you know acouple of days ago I got bored of the routine in my life.

> I'm trying to compose a song on the guitar (classic), I have bits and pieces for now hopefully you'll hear it someday :P.

>Chemisty Lectures are torturing me. It's so boring, I did this in this yesterday's lecture:

I'm sorry the picture is not clear I took it in class

>I started reading Angels and Demons.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

A riddle for readers

Hey I wrote this a while back its a riddle I want you to view this and I want you to try to guess what it is, and please the people who know the answer please shushhh.. :P here is the link for the RIDDLE!
Click here

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

As real as it gets

I was thinking to myself that i haven't wrote much lately and I really wanted to write something but I didn't have much on my mind but then I came across this :P
This is as real as family guy gets: