Saturday, September 12, 2009


  • Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
  • The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
LOL ok I'm done.

May Chuck Norris be with you.

1 comment:

Saed said...

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."