CHUCK NORRIS!!

• Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants

• Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

• The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.

• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

• There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

LOL ok I'm done.

May Chuck Norris be with you.